Welcome to Dwimper's Corner (Le Maison Dwimpé dé bendé)

Name: Steely
Nickname: Dwimper AKA Noddy
Age: 27
Hometown: Toytown
Distinguishing Features: Large red nose and small car syndrome
Beer Consumption: Only soft drinks for Noddy
Le Mans moment: Attending wedding during 2002 race (wimp)
Claim to faim: Dumper of the year at Le Mans for past 10 years,
has a tendency to get loo paper stuck up his chuffer.
Chariot or Co-driver: Noddy Car
Years of service: 9
Allegation 1 Like to dress like Wham fan.
Allegation 2 Boys Own fan
Allegation 3 Likes Stars in your Eyes
Allegation 4 Wannabe Gareth Gates
Allegation 5 Has an affinity with Will
Allegation 6 Likes poofy music